“You know what a Dire bear is, right? It’s like a bear… but dire!” – Canadian
This have to be the most epic and nasty game I’ve played in my entire life on a comical level. South Park in itself is a pretty badass show and have made me laugh countless of times, this game is no different. The way it is played, mixing an ordinary RPG with the elements of South Park is just genius.
You start of by being the new kid in South Park and your mom and dad, who are really weird, wants you to get new friends while withholding information that will be relieved later in the game. You’ll do what they say and soon you will end up in the big battle between the dark elves and the humans aka Cartman vs. Kyle.
The story sure takes you on an adventure that you never would imagine, you’ll encounter aliens, underwear gnomes and your dads balls and you’ll wrestle your way through a gay mans asshole, who knew that so much things fit in there?
As you play through this game, you’ll meet most of the cast from South Park and either do quests for them or simply be their friends and adding them on “Facebook”. You’ll even be tossed into a makeover game, the pixelated world of Canada which is really awesome and a really hard battle with Al Gore himself, it took a little while to figure out how to beat him. I’m super cereal…
The fact the game is built up by children playing is really nice. Instead of pure magic, they use crackers, their own farts and things found around the house and such. The keeps are built up in their backyards of cardboard and wood. The fact that they have to sleep early at night is also a nice twist to this game. The soundtrack is really nice, making it feel like I am actually adventuring through the elven forests and human lands.
The bard songs played by Jimmy must be the most awesome songs I’ve ever heard, especially mixed with his stutter. Kyle with his elven army and his “Rain of Arrow” is really a nice attack and Butters must be the sweetest character ever made, made me go “Aaaaww!” many times. The girls in the game are rather fun as well. “Sparkle! Sunshine!”
The game is animated really well and looks exactly like South Park. You can customize your character pretty much but you can’t change gender, and even as you get to pick a name, they’ll give you another one anyhow. Throughout the game you’ll find wigs, accessories, makeup and costumes that will alter your appearance and armor that will give you stats as well.
Overall this game is really epic, making me almost wanting to play it over again just to collect everything else. It is worth playing but if you don’t like South Park but have sick humor, this will fit you anyhow.
My stats at the end of the game at lvl 15: